i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
and here we witness the necessity of grammar
I wonder whose arms I would run and fall into, if I was drunk in a room with every person I have ever loved.
The real question is who in that room would still catch you.
woah. this was already intense, but that last comment hit hard.
My roommate doesn’t believe that anyone actually likes this movie! OUTRAGEOUS. Please, please help me prove her wrong!
No woman wants an abortion like she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion like an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.